Saudi Man Killed by Donkey After Trying to Saudimize it

The donkey, however, was not about to let that happen, and allegedly, it proceeded to kick the Sheikh man in the face following by three strong kicks to the chest. The man fell to the ground and allegedly suffered for some time before dying next to the angry animal.

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Sweden's Prime Minister, Stefan Löfven, offered the donkey free airfare to Sweden and free room and board.

Dog owners in Stockholm have also been inquiring about ordering a pet donkey for exterior security.